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ohokcupid:

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ohokcupid:

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Meanwhile, on my quest to find love…
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bullshitalacarte:

This guy dresses as Superman for a living. He went on an OKCupid date with my friend, Elle, once. He arrived in a Superman tshirt and proceeded to be an arrogant weirdo.My mom works at an elementary school. She just sent me this message. GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY MAMA! 

bullshitalacarte:

This guy dresses as Superman for a living. 
He went on an OKCupid date with my friend, Elle, once.
He arrived in a Superman tshirt and proceeded to be an arrogant weirdo.
My mom works at an elementary school.
She just sent me this message.

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY MAMA! 

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lovelylittlesailor:

Okay so what?

lovelylittlesailor:

Okay so what?

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hell-is-okcupid:

I dare you to pronounce “summa cum laude” without sounding like an idiot.

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hell-is-okcupid:

I dare you to pronounce “summa cum laude” without sounding like an idiot.

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secondhandleather:

I WAS JUST WONDERING 

secondhandleather:

I WAS JUST WONDERING 

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dude asked for a tit pic

amygdaloides:

i sent him this

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secondhandleather:

FOUND HIM

secondhandleather:

FOUND HIM

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dopernose:

Oh.
Okay.

dopernose:

Oh.

Okay.

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ohokalice:

The first message I get when I reopen my okcupid. Hahaha

ohokalice:

The first message I get when I reopen my okcupid. Hahaha

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suspiciendodespicio:

beautiful genderless nipples, clean and pink

suspiciendodespicio:

beautiful genderless nipples, clean and pink

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howgoodamiatinternetdating:

come back david

howgoodamiatinternetdating:

come back david