Permalink via iknowtheylikeme 18 notes
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iknowtheylikeme:

This one warranted a response.  I’m also posting his entire profile in case his wife comes across this somehow.

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datingfortrolls:

"Jus tryin this out 2 see if theres any real ppl on here" at least put your face on and step out of your trousers

datingfortrolls:

"Jus tryin this out 2 see if theres any real ppl on here" at least put your face on and step out of your trousers

Permalink via ohokcupid 3 notes
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ohokcupid:

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ohokcupid:

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Permalink via beareddington 8 notes
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Meanwhile, on my quest to find love…
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bullshitalacarte:

This guy dresses as Superman for a living. He went on an OKCupid date with my friend, Elle, once. He arrived in a Superman tshirt and proceeded to be an arrogant weirdo.My mom works at an elementary school. She just sent me this message. GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY MAMA! 

bullshitalacarte:

This guy dresses as Superman for a living. 
He went on an OKCupid date with my friend, Elle, once.
He arrived in a Superman tshirt and proceeded to be an arrogant weirdo.
My mom works at an elementary school.
She just sent me this message.

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY MAMA! 

Permalink via its-that-time 4 notes
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lovelylittlesailor:

Okay so what?

lovelylittlesailor:

Okay so what?

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hell-is-okcupid:

I dare you to pronounce “summa cum laude” without sounding like an idiot.

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hell-is-okcupid:

I dare you to pronounce “summa cum laude” without sounding like an idiot.

summa cum cum cum cummy tummy fuck

Permalink via deandrugh 7 notes
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secondhandleather:

I WAS JUST WONDERING 

secondhandleather:

I WAS JUST WONDERING 

Permalink via a-mygdaloides 12 notes
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dude asked for a tit pic

amygdaloides:

i sent him this

Permalink via deandrugh 19 notes
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secondhandleather:

FOUND HIM

secondhandleather:

FOUND HIM

Permalink via dopernose 45 notes
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dopernose:

Oh.
Okay.

dopernose:

Oh.

Okay.

Permalink via ohokalice 15 notes
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ohokalice:

The first message I get when I reopen my okcupid. Hahaha

ohokalice:

The first message I get when I reopen my okcupid. Hahaha