ohokcupid:

….

bullshitalacarte:

This guy dresses as Superman for a living. 
He went on an OKCupid date with my friend, Elle, once.
He arrived in a Superman tshirt and proceeded to be an arrogant weirdo.
My mom works at an elementary school.
She just sent me this message.

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY MAMA! 

lovelylittlesailor:

Okay so what?

hell-is-okcupid:

I dare you to pronounce “summa cum laude” without sounding like an idiot.

summa cum cum cum cummy tummy fuck

secondhandleather:

I WAS JUST WONDERING 

secondhandleather:

FOUND HIM

dopernose:

Oh.

Okay.

ohokalice:

The first message I get when I reopen my okcupid. Hahaha

suspiciendodespicio:

beautiful genderless nipples, clean and pink

howgoodamiatinternetdating:

come back david