This guy dresses as Superman for a living.
He went on an OKCupid date with my friend, Elle, once.
He arrived in a Superman tshirt and proceeded to be an arrogant weirdo.
My mom works at an elementary school.
She just sent me this message.
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY MAMA!
I dare you to pronounce “summa cum laude” without sounding like an idiot.
summa cum cum cum cummy tummy fuck
The first message I get when I reopen my okcupid. Hahaha
beautiful genderless nipples, clean and pink
come back david