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ohokcupid: ….

ohokcupid:

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i have wasted my life: did you just say i have thick nose hair? >

ihavewastedmylife:

LISTEN IM NOT SEEKING SEX AND I DONT WANT YOUR $$$$$$ I HAVE PLENTY I NEVER SPONGE OFF ANY FEMALE 32 OUTGOING CHARMING ATTITUDE SEXIE SWAG 7.8 THICK HAPPY LIFE IVE HAD MY PAPERS DRIVE BACK IN 1997 I WAS 17 I GOT MY MOTOCYCLE PAPERS BACK IN 1999 I WORK FOR STATE OF NJ YOU CANT HAVE CRIM BACKGROUND…

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Meanwhile, on my quest to find love…

annereddington:

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bullshitalacarte: This guy dresses as Superman for a living. He went on an OKCupid date with my friend, Elle, once. He arrived in a Superman tshirt and proceeded to be an arrogant weirdo.My mom works at an elementary school. She just sent me this message. GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY MAMA! 

bullshitalacarte:

This guy dresses as Superman for a living. 
He went on an OKCupid date with my friend, Elle, once.
He arrived in a Superman tshirt and proceeded to be an arrogant weirdo.
My mom works at an elementary school.
She just sent me this message.

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY MAMA! 

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lovelylittlesailor: Okay so what?

lovelylittlesailor:

Okay so what?

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hell-is-okcupid: I dare you to pronounce “summa cum laude” without sounding like an idiot. summa cum cum cum cummy tummy fuck

hell-is-okcupid:

I dare you to pronounce “summa cum laude” without sounding like an idiot.

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secondhandleather: I WAS JUST WONDERING 

secondhandleather:

I WAS JUST WONDERING 

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dude asked for a tit pic

amygdaloides:

i sent him this

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secondhandleather: FOUND HIM

secondhandleather:

FOUND HIM

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dopernose: Oh. Okay.

dopernose:

Oh.

Okay.

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ohokalice: The first message I get when I reopen my okcupid. Hahaha

ohokalice:

The first message I get when I reopen my okcupid. Hahaha

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suspiciendodespicio: beautiful genderless nipples, clean and pink

suspiciendodespicio:

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